bunka hato please: i have seen exclusive early screening of la la land and it is not good if it win oscar, culture and society has failed i tell you why la la land is bad movie
Rings (2017) Review, or as we say in japan, gomi no aru eigakan first: it is song movie, but i did not know any of the songs. i had to pay attention to over one hundred songs in the film and they were very obscure. they have teiräsuu~ifuto (taylor swift)
and she did not sing any of her songs waruiko hidoi chijoku! it also stars one of the boys from hanson, and there was no mmmbop! hitto kyoku o utau! where were the good songs i hear in the club and radio? where was baby got back? hottorain buringu? (hotline bling) drop it like it's hot? heeeeeeeeyyyy yaaaaaaaa
niggas in paris? mirukushä“ku? there is one good song i know, where hanson plays take on me take me on butt the film acts like it is bad song that is a disgrace to play. to play take on me take me on is a great honour, zå no meiyo. and please: the film is supposed to be about jazu (jazz) but he is not even playing jazu! fakkujazu o hajiku! instead of great jazu, they sing songs that sound like they will be on the next coldplay album.
in japan, where the culture is good, coldplay frowned upon. kårudopurei wa nånodesu. also the big bang theory is banned. in this movie, everyone is so stoned. shibafu no itazura tabako. oh you do not believe me? i give you evidence, shinjitsu o katatte. (mumbling and finding things interesting and talking about pipes because they're high on marijuana) ohhh wait no! it's a j. k. shimonzu! what a great film! kin no haitta eigakan!
but what is this? j.k. shimonzu is only in film for brief cameo unzari! another reason the la la land is not a 10/10 but 0/10 it was supposed to make me feel happy and relief even though donald trump is uchå« no shihai-sha but when i left the movie theater, i check the news, and donald trump is still the president. trump: it's not been easy for me. it has not been easy for me. trump: y'know, i started off in brooklyn
trump: my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars why does a man move his head like this he throws her into space. that is not what you do to the girl you are on a date with trump: nobody has more respect for women than i do. nobody. senpai john legend: how are you gonna be a revolutionary if you're such a traditionalist? senpai john legend: you're holdin' onto the past, but jazz is about the future! why la la land not a revolutionary film? it just stickin to the traditionalist musical template always winking at the audience with old film references
instead of giving us musical of the future like great jazu hanson-san: please listen to senpai john legend. oh! john legend! he is going to play all of me! and glory! oh no... that is not glory (adequate rendition of theme tune of animated fox comedy) j.k. shimonzu wins the oscar for la la land what a beautiful day for the culture! hanson: one-for-you-one-for-me-type system.
(j.k. shimonzu sighs at dweeb) hanson: how 'bout two for you and one for me? hanson: how 'bout all for you and none for me? j.k. shimonzu: that's perfect, yes.
